Sunday, September 30, 2007
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Hey hey ppl!! DUn remind me of clearing e 3rd misunderstandin!! I wouldnt and I'll never!! CLEAR IT!! cuz its..kindda difficult to explain...U noe?...Man's stuff..HAHAHA joking!! Alright...lets move on to our topic for e day...wads tt?...
Hmm. ok now for today, I m goin to talk abt serious things...ok firstly abt the national song and why students in our school arent singing it...(I M ONLY GONNA elaborate a little abt it cuz theres too much content to tis topic)
OK 1st excuse: Lose face...Now tis problem is ridiculous...HEY COME ON PPL!! ITS OUR NATION'S PRIDE WE R TOKING ABT!! every morning sing one time nia so difficult meh??I SWEAR TT I'm singing it even though I'm having a sore throat...It sounds funny but I don think wads so diu lian abt it...sigh wo wei Singapore gan dao bu zhi. U see if we don sing, next time we wouldnt even get to sing it unless its National Day!! Gradually, our descendents dun sing then everyone starts to forget the National Anthem(dunnoe how to spell PS:P)
OK 2nd excuse: w8 till i find one:P
eLiMiNaTeD a dEmOn aT... |6:14 AM|
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Monday, September 24, 2007
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Come on people..Today's topic is abt er..ME!! HAHA
Topic for e day: Me and quarrels
First misunderstanding abt me: wad do u think of me when I had jus quarrel wif somebody(a fren, classmate, anithin..i mean any1) Do u all think that I 'm jus a bochap?
Second misunderstanding: Do u think that I'm that kind of person who dun care abt my frens and our frenship?(isnt it e same as e first one?U're wrong..)
Third and probably e last misunderstanding?: Er...maybe I only look out for chiobus??( LOL tis is a bit of senseless la ar?..)
Ok let's deal wif e first misunderstanding u will hav on me if I had or have a quarrel wif u..Er hmm..firstly I have my reasons for not talking back to u(instead i "diam diam") why? cuz I have my way of ddealing wif things..tts why..I dun wana talk back to u so that U think I'm in e wrong(tis might calm e opposition down a bit) next wad do I do leh?I w8 for a few days b4 I talk to tt person(thus giving him and myself enough time to sort our thoughts out) Well lastly, I shoot every reason tt I had. Reason for being late, reason for being not able to reply..Well, in e first place why don we think of others b4 we blame them? Hav u ever thought of why tis person might be late?Or tis person might not been able to reply to u?Hav u ever thought of being in other ppl's shoes? Or perhaps spare a thought for others, dun jump to conclusions and scold other ppl for wad they hav not done.
Anyway, in a quarrel, its 2 or more persons fault.(tis is always, confirm cum chopped) Jus dun blame each other as both sides are in the wrong in some way or another.
Well here comes e second misunderstanding: Well, I m e one which cares most of my frenship. COME ON PPL..U should know tis if u hav been a fren of mine for a few months or even days...Firstly I hav always been e one being bullied..sigh..secondly, who's the one who had been giving u physical care(not tt thing ar?dun xiang wai wai) who had been entertaining u all?(although tts oso wad i wan hahaha i enjoy entertaining ppl cuz i feel happy when others feel happy:D) Ok so wad else do u wan? LOL actually tis is not misunderstanding its jus tt its some kind of trust btwn frens( er..if u think i toking crap then u can go other blogs le ar? dun nid to stay here..anyway tts wad my heart tells me to type)
Come on last misunderstanding eh..its a bit of complicated so i decided to deal wif it...in my next post HAHA if u think tis post is meaningful ..eh..ma fan ni tag...Many thanks!!
ENDING!!
eLiMiNaTeD a dEmOn aT... |1:46 AM|
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Saturday, September 22, 2007
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Holy crap...now e misunderstanding is cleared...my retribution came...today i went to east coast park to cycle wif my np frens...when they went to buy their drinks, i was told to help my another fren push her bike to beside e shop. Sigh..so i hav to push 2 bikes...her bike fell...my body fell and tts it..i cut my legs...(sigh..i should never ever wrg a lady)..
Next thing...i went home and took a bath. After e bath, my WHOLE body exposed to e sun grew itchy...(sigh another retribution) well at least e misunderstanding is cleared and now this story i m goonna write is for tt gal...I apologize again...
Story no. 3(copyright from BOOkWorms Jokebook):P
A plane was flying across pacific ocean and suey suey...
"Ding Dong, hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell you tt our plane's engine has failed and we're now in e midst of an ocean." sounded e speaker. The captain continued," I'm sorry for ur valuables and yr flight tickets. Anyway, does anyone of u here wans to stay alive?"
A loud 'YES' is heard.
"OK now, folo my instructions and u all will be saved. ER hm...listen carefully, those who know how to swim pls take a parashute(spelling always wrg), and those who cannot swim pls w8 for further instructions. OK then everyone got yr parashute?. OK good, for those who know how to swim pls move to left side of e plane and look outside, u should be able to see a small island with a coconut tree. For those who cant swim, pls move over to the right side of the plane.
The plane is almost crashing.
"ok now when i count to 3 those who can swim pls jump off tis plane and swim to tt island ok? Now for those who cant swim, i m sorry to tell you tt, HAPPY FLYING ON ZEUS AIRLINES!!"
eLiMiNaTeD a dEmOn aT... |5:23 AM|
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Friday, September 07, 2007
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Hello ppl..happy to see me again??haha i hope so...today my mum confiscated my mouse..T.T however i managed to get here and start writing for u ppl using oni keyboard...
Ok...enuufff of crap lets start wif a new story here....today's story isnt abt tt "thing"...its more of lyk being how to deal wif situation la...anyway shan't talk much abt it here already..lets move into our story..shall we??(firstly tis story isnt nice, whether u wana read it or not, its up to you:P)
Topic: Lost
Two best of friends, Bunny and Hunny, decided to cycle around e bukit timah hill bicycle route in the night.(U may think its crazy and impossible, but many do it)They don't know why but somehow they got the urge. They began their trail at eleven pm. The sky was of cuz, dark and gloomy, as no moon was present. They continued their "adventure" without moonlight. It was eerie sight when they first entered the forest. The leaves were hung down and they casted a shade of darkness, even darker then the sky.
"Hunny, I don't think I want to be in there. Although I was the one who suggested the trip, I'm gonna be e one who cancel this trip." pleaded Bunny. "I don't want to get lost inside here."
"Aiya Bunny, what's dere to be scared??" persuaded Hunny. "Everything is goin to be alright with me around la..."
"Sigh ok lor..U say one hor.." Bunny nodded his head unwillingly. Bunny thought that Bukit Timah Hill at night was e scariest. It was a WWII battle site and there were many ppl who died here. It wouldnt be a good idea to disturb their peace here.
Nevertheless, they continue. Suddenly, the bushes behind them moved. However, they took no noticed of it and carrried on. The road was a total patch of darkness and they could not even see the grass surrounding the road. A strong gust of wind blew on them. It seemed that even nature does not welcome them at all...
It was a long and tedious journey when they decided to stop and take a rest under a huge tree. Most ppl said that sitting under a tree with leaves hanging down is bad luck. However, both of them were too tired to say anything.
"Hey, did u smell something?" Bunny said sheepishly. "It's lyk a kind of smoke. I jus cannot recall wad was it."
"I didnt smell anything leh, my nose is blocked." sniffed Hunny. " Paiseh..."
"Aiyah!" said Bunny in fustration. "Let's continue la...Its getting very late." Both of them got up and made their way to their bicycles. Suddenly, the tree behind them began to shaky vigorously. It was so strange for a tree to behave lyk tt during the absence of wind. They made a run for their bikes and the tree calmed down. Both of them were scared and a chill went down their spines when a voice called out to them.
"Hey, come 'ere..." the voice called out. " I need you..."
"AAhHHHH! RUN LA! " Bunny cried out to Hunny. "Ghost la!!" Hunny stood rooted to the ground. Something held him down and his legs kept still. All the shoutings grew louder and clearer. That voice was coming closer.
Bunny turned to the direction where Hunny was looking. He saw a huge figure rising up to them. The moon was uncovered with dark clouds. Moonlight shone down and revealed them, all of them.
"Huh? Mediacorp ar??" Bunny could clearly make out e name of the T-shirt. " WAH LAU!! **** *** *** ** LA..."
"What Mediacorp...I don't think so..." said that voice creepily. Something reached out to both of their throats. Sharp claws sinked into their flesh. Both of them were peeing on their pants when the moonlight finally revealed the identity of the monster.
They could not breathe and in e end...The next morning, two corpses were found on e road.
*** MAN TIS STORY SUXKS***( ps i wrote tis when i was listening to LP)
eLiMiNaTeD a dEmOn aT... |6:33 AM|
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
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Today I'e goin to write abt a short ghost story...Er...well its not much of ghost but something more to do abt humans ba...Jus continue reading...u will find urself inside e story...(best read in a dark room and imagine me telling u a ghost story...DUN LAUGH ok!! its not funny) Okay last note..If tis story isnt nice at all, pls keep yr comments to yrself...I dun wana tiu lian...(DUN U DARE COMMENT ME ON MY LANGUAGE...IT REALLY SUX...)
Topic: Human Bun Here goes:
On one chilly night, Ah Hock was on his way, coming back from work. He took his usual route home. However, there was something that caught his attention. He turned and saw a newly opened shop. To his surprise, its still opened. Ah Hock checked his watch, it was already 12.05pm.
"Mann..why is this dumb shop still open??" thought Ah Hock. The next moment, somebody called out to him.
"OI! Brother! You hungry or not ar??" a man came out of the shop shouting at e top of his voice.
"Eh a bit la! What do you sell anyway??" Ah Hock shouted back at him. The man staggered towards him and said, "Buns, cheap, cheap buns..they are the cheapest buns you can find in this town sia." As Ah Hock was deciding, the man stuffed the box into his hands.
"Ar la, since you are hungry then take this box la. Free...frreeee off charge!" The man said convincingly. After that, the man disappeared back into his shop. The lights in the shop went off then.
Ah Hock then continued his journey home when suddenly the lights along the streets went dim. Although his vision went blur, his senses told him that there was something lurking behind the shadows. When he turned his back around, he could see clearly what was the title of the shop. That was what made him want to drop the box but he could not.
"Wah sian tiao, got glue la!" cried Ah Hock. " 'ren rou bao' what is this??" He smelt the box. The scent reached his nostrils and tickled his senses. It smelt nice and made him drool.
He continued walking until he reached a dark corner of the street. His stomach could not stop growling. At last when he thought nobody was watching him, he opened the box. He stared hard at the contents. What was on his mind now was nine hot, sweet smelling buns. He had forgetten all about the presence of the creature. He took one up and was munching happily away with it. He closed the box and continued walking.
He kept smelling the fragrance of the bun and that made him drool even more. He stopped at another corner and opened the box. To his horror, there was a missing bun.
"ARGGHHH!" Ah Hock cried. He closed the box and opened it again. He was hoping that the missing bun could find its way back into the box. However, to his horror again. Another two of buns disappeared into the thin air. This time, Ah Hock was already trembling with fear. He knew that the human who had been slaughted for these buns came back to haunt him.
"NOOOO!! Please forgive me leh...this box got glue, cannot drop" cried Ah Hock in a pitiful manner. "Go look for the man who chopped you, not the man who eat you la! If the man didnt chop you, how i eat you? Tor long tor long la!"
This time closed back the box and opened it again. He dropped to his knees and started weeping. The whole box of buns were gone.
" Wah! Please dont reveal yourself to me leh. " cried Ah Hock. When Ah Hock waited for another ten minutes, nothing happened. Another ten minutes, nothing happened still.
At last, Ah Hock opened the box and looked carefully. -.- All the buns were stuck at the cover of the box...
NICE STORY EH??HAHA do you realise u spent 5 mins wasting yr time reading tis shitty story??i hope not!! AHAHAHHA
eLiMiNaTeD a dEmOn aT... |5:40 AM|
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