Holy crap...now e misunderstanding is cleared...my retribution came...today i went to east coast park to cycle wif my np frens...when they went to buy their drinks, i was told to help my another fren push her bike to beside e shop. Sigh..so i hav to push 2 bikes...her bike fell...my body fell and tts it..i cut my legs...(sigh..i should never ever wrg a lady)..
Next thing...i went home and took a bath. After e bath, my WHOLE body exposed to e sun grew itchy...(sigh another retribution) well at least e misunderstanding is cleared and now this story i m goonna write is for tt gal...I apologize again...
Story no. 3(copyright from BOOkWorms Jokebook):P
A plane was flying across pacific ocean and suey suey...
"Ding Dong, hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell you tt our plane's engine has failed and we're now in e midst of an ocean." sounded e speaker. The captain continued," I'm sorry for ur valuables and yr flight tickets. Anyway, does anyone of u here wans to stay alive?"
A loud 'YES' is heard.
"OK now, folo my instructions and u all will be saved. ER hm...listen carefully, those who know how to swim pls take a parashute(spelling always wrg), and those who cannot swim pls w8 for further instructions. OK then everyone got yr parashute?. OK good, for those who know how to swim pls move to left side of e plane and look outside, u should be able to see a small island with a coconut tree. For those who cant swim, pls move over to the right side of the plane.
The plane is almost crashing.
"ok now when i count to 3 those who can swim pls jump off tis plane and swim to tt island ok? Now for those who cant swim, i m sorry to tell you tt, HAPPY FLYING ON ZEUS AIRLINES!!"